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Someone goes to visit his grandmother with friends. When he talked to his grandmother, his friend began to eat the peanuts on the coffee table, and after eating the peanuts, when they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for your peanuts." ! Oh! Since my teeth are lit, I can only suck off their outer chocolate. Old, cough ... Some people like the "spicy fan pot" dish. Once, he, he I went to the restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish had been sold. "Is it really finished?" He asked disappointed. "Sir, really finished. You see, the last one sold to the table. "The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a decent gentleman sitting in the neighbor. The gentleman's meals were almost eaten, but the" spicy fan pot "was still full. That person. I felt that the gentleman was wasteful, so he walked to the gentleman and pointed at the "spicy fan pot". He asked politely: "Sir, do you want it? "The gentleman shook his head with a lot of manners. So the man immediately sat down and picked up the sulfur and swallowed. The wind rolled the clouds, and half of the belly was after a while. The little mouse. A disgusting man spit out all the fans he ate back into the casserole. When he turned his stomach there, the gentleman looked at him with a very sympathetic eyes and said, "Is it disgusting? That's it ... " On this day, the hotel owner was inspecting in the hall. A beggar came forward and said," Is the boss give a dental sign? "The boss sent him away. After a while, another beggar came to the toothpick. The boss thought that now the beggar does not have a meal to change the toothpick? Also give him a passing away. Here is a beggar. The boss said to him, "Are you here to have toothpicks? "The beggar said," Someone vomited, but I was one step late. I had been eaten by the two beggars in front of the two beggars. Now there are only soups. Can you give me a straw? one day, three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope". In the legend, as long as you stand by the valley and shout what you want, and then jump in the valley, you will get the pit and the valley. What you want. So the three of them decided to try it. The first is a ghost, so he shouted "Woman! Woman!" The beautiful girl with a jumping fruit is waiting for him. "Books and books!" Then, jumping to the valley also got a book full of pits. The third is an indecisive person. After hours, he finally made up his mind that he was still the most useful for banknotes, so he walked towards the valley. He accidentally kicked a stone, and he scolded "Shit!" Unexpectedly, he fell down the valley. It a lamb in the past, one day he went out to play, but he met the big wolf. The big gray wolf said: I want to eat you! Intersection Intersection The lamb was shocked! Guess, what's the result? As a result, the big gray wolf ate the lamb. The white rabbit went out early in the morning, and when he walked and met the big gray wolf, the big gray wolf grabbed the little white rabbit slap! Picking its two big mouths, and then said: "I told you not to bring a hat!" The next day, the little white rabbit put on the hat and went out again. I walked and met the big gray wolf again. A big mouth: "I let you bring your hat!"
ricker Xiaxiang Sunflower Ask Mom: How did we survive the night without the sun? M mother said: The seeds of melon 2 The Xiao Zhang of the Meteorological Bureau to kill the elephant in the zoo alive. ricker three last night I realized the true meaning of everyone's drunk me ... So I paid for the money, and I paid for the money.
Send you a few cold jokes, haha 1, moon black wind high night, Daming alone at the highway toll station on duty, a sudden wind! Moly renewal with a low engine, I saw a black car stopping slowly at the charging port, and Daming looked up! No one in the driver's seat! Intersection The Ming Daming, who was frightened, hurriedly raised the railing to release! Black cars slowly drove over ... later? Later ... the car slowly entered the "Kaifeng Mansion". 2, on the bus, a man held up in one hand, separated from five fingers, like a bowl, tired, and be careful when changing his hands, as if holding an invisible ball. The everyone is wondering what he supports, and finally someone can't help asking: "Buddy, what are you practicing this peerless magic?" Surled, forgot to forget the size ... " 3, Cao Cao had headache. Hua Yan believed that Cao Cao's headache was in the skull, so he told Cao Cao: want, want ~ cut his brain. The Cao Cao was furious: Lao Tzu was about to die. You dare to sing, come, and drag out. Hua Yan, died 4, "Doctor, I sometimes feel stressed." "When is it?" "When cooking." “哦，你叫什么名字。”rn“高压锅。”rn5、客服其实是造成便秘的主要原因，因为他们经常对用户说：很抱歉给您带来不便~r N6. I took a bus yesterday. A uncle next to him held a mobile phone and suddenly the phone rang. When the probe saw it, he put down the phone and said, "Oh, it's a text message!"
7, the unit organized a sports meeting, and the 400 -meter competition was about to begin. On the field, colleagues are optimistic about Xiao Zhang. The unexpectedly the little king who made everyone unexpectedly won the championship. The colleagues all asked him: "What kind of power makes you play so magically." . He said embarrassedly: "Urine, rush to the toilet."
8, buy fruit while calling with grandma today. Grandma asked "What are you doing?" "Buy fruit" "Oh! Be sure to wash it before eating!" "Oh! Be sure to peel the skin before eating!" "..."
9, I bought a car a few days ago, and I drove back today. I have arrived ~~ Hahaha. Essence Essence I don't want to have a netizen commented: a bit like a thief reported to the boss.
10, what is said on TV that nutritionists said that eating fruits and vegetables should be eaten first, then staple food, and finally eating meat, because fruits and vegetables are the fastest digestion, starch is second, and the protein is the slowest. I I heard it makes sense. After I ate a melon, after a bowl of noodles, I found that my beloved roast duck couldn't eat anymore. Essence Essence What nutritionists, you scammers! Intersection Intersection Intersection
In high school, there was a classmate, who was particularly bloody but also particularly funny ... There was two waves of people in the dormitory building, and a large group of people crowded in a dormitory. Everyone was noisy. With a sound, the vice president took a group of teachers to catch the door and went to bed. Both sides were aggressive and instantly fell into the deadly silence. At this embarrassing moment, the buddy actually sang: "I wish you wish you Happy birthday ... "Everyone was like finding a savior, singing together ~~~
When a friend wants to get married, the woman's family wants a million gifts. Friends answered, there is no money for the time being, can you pay in installments? The other party agreed. After getting married, he gave 3,000 yuan on his mother -in -law's account every month. After three months of paid, his wife would not do it. He ran straight to his mother's house and made a noise: Damn, what does it mean to ask our family so much money every month? Intersection The mother -in -law's heart is soft: alas, forget it, no!
It today my son ran in front of me and said to me, "Dad, I'm going out to play." I said, "Are you here to ask me or tell me?" The son said, "I I'm here to ask you for money! "I:" ... "
Today, my dad arranged a task for the two brothers, saying that if it can be completed, the living expenses in the future will be Add a little. I first ran out and started to do it, and finally ended with failure. My dad said, "I want you to understand a truth: Sometimes you don't work hard, you really don't know that you have the ability to mess things up."
The interviewer asked: "What is your biggest shortcoming?" Xiaoming replied: "Honesty." The interviewer: "I don't think this is a disadvantage." Xiaoming immediately said, "Really, fat? "
The weean, as long as we play, we can do it. No, a buddy dismantled his door and made table tennis tables.
is a bit poorer. As long as you persist, keep working hard, you will get used to it one day in the morning and evening.
The centenarian old man downstairs today. Seeing that he was sitting alone in the lonely, he went up and asked, "Uncle, why don't you go to chess with the uncle at the door? "As a result, the uncle said:" What fun with those who are sixty -seven or seventy -year -old! "
Mo how to make stocks and make money: First of all, you have to join various stocks exchange groups to learn stock speculation Knowledge, obtain various inside story, and then coax when other people's stocks rise, let people send red envelopes, you can just grab red envelopes, don't buy stocks.
went to school today and was boring in class, so I took out the phone for a while. Unfortunately, the teacher was caught by the current. In the afternoon, the teacher asked my dad to come to school. My dad came. , Rushed directly into the teacher's office, took the mobile phone on the teacher's desk, and smashed it. I saw the scene of the time. I was particularly scared. It seems that this time it was really broken. I dare not swallow, the teacher said, the phone was mine.
When I went to college, the toilet was the old row of pits, and there was no door. One night the toilet light was broken, and when I found a pit, when I squatted down, one hand held the butt with a strong hand, and a low sound sounded: Someone!
This loved goddess for a long time, but dare not confess. Finally, at a horse racing event, the goddess riding the horse was shocked, and the moment the cliff was going to go down the cliff. The man held the reins and said loudly: I I like you for a long time, would you like to marry me? The goddess shouted quickly: Marry! The next day the newspaper was ascended -a man and a woman jumped on the cliff at the horse racing meeting ~
In the morning, the girl I like to confess to me! I said excitedly: I'm not dreaming, right? Said to me: You can slap yourself, maybe you wake up. I slapped myself, and then I woke up. Essence Essence
This is drinking coffee, a handsome guy comes over with a smile: Beauty, are you alone? I nodded excitedly. Handsome guy's girlfriend behind his back pointed to the empty position in the back row: There is a single seat, can we change it? Me: ...
It college because they are too handsome when they are long. There are always girls who write love letters. The least tolerated is that there are more than 150 pounds of acne girls chasing me every day. , I can't bear to say to her fiercely: Unless you are thin into lightning, don't appear in front of me! After graduating, I watched the goddess sitting on the leg of the boss and said: At that time ... Female: I would like to thank you, if you hadn't disliked me at the beginning, I would not go out to run, nor would I meet Rolls Royce’s Husband ...
ANA, after eating from relatives, walking home with his cousin. On the way, I drove a motorcycle with two beautiful women on it. They were not driving quickly. Because the two women looked good, I kept staring at them. Unexpectedly, the beauties in the car actually waved towards me and greeted them. When I encountered this situation, my guys did not respond, so I waved at them. My brother turned his head and said to me very much: My classmate, what do you wave?
1. In the past, there was a rich man. He had ten sons. One day, the rich man took out a handful of chopsticks and pulled out one for everyone to break. Ten sons did it. Then the rich man took out ten chopsticks and let everyone break it together. None of the ten sons could do it. The rich man said, "Now you know that your personal strength is limited." Then put ten chopsticks in the water cup. Looking at the chopsticks through water, it was broken. Then he said, "This is called the refraction of light. The power of science is infinite."
2. American: Have you seen a cup made by wood? The people: No! Americans: Then why are your Chinese characters "cup" next to wooden characters? The Chinese: "Isn't there a word next to the word"? In other words, it was not made by wood.
3. The big gray wolf said, "I want to eat you !!!" You guessed, what happened? This Big Big Wolf took the lamb.
4. Stone and rice cakes fight, the stone flew into the sea and kicked the rice cake into the sea ...
It a pair of lovers for a lifetime, but boys need to serve For military service, he made an oath with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl today three years later. At that time, the ring was used as a wedding ring. When the boy, she couldn't wait, she was too sad. She desperately threw the diamond ring into the sea and walked away in the country. However, the boy actually had been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the dating place, so she would always be forever forever. It has become a pity. Boys are sad ... After a few years, the boys went out to fish, guess what he caught?
year cake !!!
5. "This time The mountain has elves to guard, and you can get a powerful magical energy as long as you can reach the top of the mountain! "
Someone goes to visit his grandmother with friends. When he talked to his grandmother, his friend began to eat the peanuts on the coffee table, and after eating the peanuts, when they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for your peanuts." ! Oh! Since my teeth are lit, I can only suck off their outer chocolate. Old, cough ...
Some people like the "spicy fan pot" dish. Once, he, he I went to the restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that the dish had been sold. "Is it really finished?" He asked disappointed. "Sir, really finished. You see, the last one sold to the table. "The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a decent gentleman sitting in the neighbor. The gentleman's meals were almost eaten, but the" spicy fan pot "was still full. That person. I felt that the gentleman was wasteful, so he walked to the gentleman and pointed at the "spicy fan pot". He asked politely: "Sir, do you want it? "The gentleman shook his head with a lot of manners. So the man immediately sat down and picked up the sulfur and swallowed. The wind rolled the clouds, and half of the belly was after a while. The little mouse. A disgusting man spit out all the fans he ate back into the casserole. When he turned his stomach there, the gentleman looked at him with a very sympathetic eyes and said, "Is it disgusting? That's it ... "
On this day, the hotel owner was inspecting in the hall. A beggar came forward and said," Is the boss give a dental sign? "The boss sent him away. After a while, another beggar came to the toothpick. The boss thought that now the beggar does not have a meal to change the toothpick? Also give him a passing away. Here is a beggar. The boss said to him, "Are you here to have toothpicks? "The beggar said," Someone vomited, but I was one step late. I had been eaten by the two beggars in front of the two beggars. Now there are only soups. Can you give me a straw?
one day, three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope". In the legend, as long as you stand by the valley and shout what you want, and then jump in the valley, you will get the pit and the valley. What you want. So the three of them decided to try it.
The first is a ghost, so he shouted "Woman! Woman!" The beautiful girl with a jumping fruit is waiting for him.
"Books and books!" Then, jumping to the valley also got a book full of pits.
The third is an indecisive person. After hours, he finally made up his mind that he was still the most useful for banknotes, so he walked towards the valley. He accidentally kicked a stone, and he scolded "Shit!" Unexpectedly, he fell down the valley.
It a lamb in the past, one day he went out to play, but he met the big wolf. The big gray wolf said: I want to eat you! Intersection Intersection The lamb was shocked! Guess, what's the result? As a result, the big gray wolf ate the lamb.
The white rabbit went out early in the morning, and when he walked and met the big gray wolf, the big gray wolf grabbed the little white rabbit slap! Picking its two big mouths, and then said: "I told you not to bring a hat!" The next day, the little white rabbit put on the hat and went out again. I walked and met the big gray wolf again. A big mouth: "I let you bring your hat!"
ricker
Xiaxiang Sunflower Ask Mom: How did we survive the night without the sun?
M mother said: The seeds of melon
2
The Xiao Zhang of the Meteorological Bureau to kill the elephant in the zoo alive.
ricker three
last night I realized the true meaning of everyone's drunk me ...
So I paid for the money, and I paid for the money.
Send you a few cold jokes, haha
1, moon black wind high night, Daming alone at the highway toll station on duty, a sudden wind!
Moly renewal with a low engine, I saw a black car stopping slowly at the charging port, and Daming looked up! No one in the driver's seat! Intersection
The Ming Daming, who was frightened, hurriedly raised the railing to release! Black cars slowly drove over ...
later? Later ... the car slowly entered the "Kaifeng Mansion".
2, on the bus, a man held up in one hand, separated from five fingers, like a bowl, tired, and be careful when changing his hands, as if holding an invisible ball.
The everyone is wondering what he supports, and finally someone can't help asking: "Buddy, what are you practicing this peerless magic?" Surled, forgot to forget the size ... "
3, Cao Cao had headache. Hua Yan believed that Cao Cao's headache was in the skull, so he told Cao Cao: want, want ~ cut his brain.
The Cao Cao was furious: Lao Tzu was about to die. You dare to sing, come, and drag out.
Hua Yan, died
4, "Doctor, I sometimes feel stressed."
"When is it?"
"When cooking."
“哦，你叫什么名字。”rn“高压锅。”rn5、客服其实是造成便秘的主要原因，因为他们经常对用户说：很抱歉给您带来不便~r N6. I took a bus yesterday. A uncle next to him held a mobile phone and suddenly the phone rang. When the probe saw it, he put down the phone and said, "Oh, it's a text message!"
7, the unit organized a sports meeting, and the 400 -meter competition was about to begin. On the field, colleagues are optimistic about Xiao Zhang.
The unexpectedly the little king who made everyone unexpectedly won the championship.
The colleagues all asked him: "What kind of power makes you play so magically."
. He said embarrassedly: "Urine, rush to the toilet."
8, buy fruit while calling with grandma today. Grandma asked "What are you doing?"
"Buy fruit"
"Oh! Be sure to wash it before eating!"
"Oh! Be sure to peel the skin before eating!"
"..."
9, I bought a car a few days ago, and I drove back today. I have arrived ~~ Hahaha. Essence Essence
I don't want to have a netizen commented: a bit like a thief reported to the boss.
10, what is said on TV that nutritionists said that eating fruits and vegetables should be eaten first, then staple food, and finally eating meat, because fruits and vegetables are the fastest digestion, starch is second, and the protein is the slowest.
I I heard it makes sense. After I ate a melon, after a bowl of noodles, I found that my beloved roast duck couldn't eat anymore. Essence Essence
What nutritionists, you scammers! Intersection Intersection Intersection
In high school, there was a classmate, who was particularly bloody but also particularly funny ... There was two waves of people in the dormitory building, and a large group of people crowded in a dormitory. Everyone was noisy. With a sound, the vice president took a group of teachers to catch the door and went to bed. Both sides were aggressive and instantly fell into the deadly silence. At this embarrassing moment, the buddy actually sang: "I wish you wish you Happy birthday ... "Everyone was like finding a savior, singing together ~~~
When a friend wants to get married, the woman's family wants a million gifts. Friends answered, there is no money for the time being, can you pay in installments? The other party agreed. After getting married, he gave 3,000 yuan on his mother -in -law's account every month. After three months of paid, his wife would not do it. He ran straight to his mother's house and made a noise: Damn, what does it mean to ask our family so much money every month? Intersection The mother -in -law's heart is soft: alas, forget it, no!
It today my son ran in front of me and said to me, "Dad, I'm going out to play." I said, "Are you here to ask me or tell me?" The son said, "I I'm here to ask you for money! "I:" ... "
Today, my dad arranged a task for the two brothers, saying that if it can be completed, the living expenses in the future will be Add a little. I first ran out and started to do it, and finally ended with failure. My dad said, "I want you to understand a truth: Sometimes you don't work hard, you really don't know that you have the ability to mess things up."
The interviewer asked: "What is your biggest shortcoming?" Xiaoming replied: "Honesty." The interviewer: "I don't think this is a disadvantage." Xiaoming immediately said, "Really, fat? "
The weean, as long as we play, we can do it. No, a buddy dismantled his door and made table tennis tables.
is a bit poorer. As long as you persist, keep working hard, you will get used to it one day in the morning and evening.
The centenarian old man downstairs today. Seeing that he was sitting alone in the lonely, he went up and asked, "Uncle, why don't you go to chess with the uncle at the door? "As a result, the uncle said:" What fun with those who are sixty -seven or seventy -year -old! "
Mo how to make stocks and make money: First of all, you have to join various stocks exchange groups to learn stock speculation Knowledge, obtain various inside story, and then coax when other people's stocks rise, let people send red envelopes, you can just grab red envelopes, don't buy stocks.
went to school today and was boring in class, so I took out the phone for a while. Unfortunately, the teacher was caught by the current. In the afternoon, the teacher asked my dad to come to school. My dad came. , Rushed directly into the teacher's office, took the mobile phone on the teacher's desk, and smashed it. I saw the scene of the time. I was particularly scared. It seems that this time it was really broken. I dare not swallow, the teacher said, the phone was mine.
When I went to college, the toilet was the old row of pits, and there was no door. One night the toilet light was broken, and when I found a pit, when I squatted down, one hand held the butt with a strong hand, and a low sound sounded: Someone!
This loved goddess for a long time, but dare not confess. Finally, at a horse racing event, the goddess riding the horse was shocked, and the moment the cliff was going to go down the cliff. The man held the reins and said loudly: I I like you for a long time, would you like to marry me? The goddess shouted quickly: Marry! The next day the newspaper was ascended -a man and a woman jumped on the cliff at the horse racing meeting ~
In the morning, the girl I like to confess to me! I said excitedly: I'm not dreaming, right? Said to me: You can slap yourself, maybe you wake up. I slapped myself, and then I woke up. Essence Essence
This is drinking coffee, a handsome guy comes over with a smile: Beauty, are you alone? I nodded excitedly. Handsome guy's girlfriend behind his back pointed to the empty position in the back row: There is a single seat, can we change it? Me: ...
It college because they are too handsome when they are long. There are always girls who write love letters. The least tolerated is that there are more than 150 pounds of acne girls chasing me every day. , I can't bear to say to her fiercely: Unless you are thin into lightning, don't appear in front of me! After graduating, I watched the goddess sitting on the leg of the boss and said: At that time ... Female: I would like to thank you, if you hadn't disliked me at the beginning, I would not go out to run, nor would I meet Rolls Royce’s Husband ...
ANA, after eating from relatives, walking home with his cousin. On the way, I drove a motorcycle with two beautiful women on it. They were not driving quickly. Because the two women looked good, I kept staring at them. Unexpectedly, the beauties in the car actually waved towards me and greeted them. When I encountered this situation, my guys did not respond, so I waved at them. My brother turned his head and said to me very much: My classmate, what do you wave?
1. In the past, there was a rich man. He had ten sons. One day, the rich man took out a handful of chopsticks and pulled out one for everyone to break. Ten sons did it. Then the rich man took out ten chopsticks and let everyone break it together. None of the ten sons could do it. The rich man said, "Now you know that your personal strength is limited." Then put ten chopsticks in the water cup. Looking at the chopsticks through water, it was broken. Then he said, "This is called the refraction of light. The power of science is infinite."
2. American: Have you seen a cup made by wood?
The people: No!
Americans: Then why are your Chinese characters "cup" next to wooden characters?
The Chinese: "Isn't there a word next to the word"? In other words, it was not made by wood.
3. The big gray wolf said, "I want to eat you !!!" You guessed, what happened?
This Big Big Wolf took the lamb.
4. Stone and rice cakes fight, the stone flew into the sea and kicked the rice cake into the sea ...
It a pair of lovers for a lifetime, but boys need to serve For military service, he made an oath with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl today three years later. At that time, the ring was used as a wedding ring. When the boy, she couldn't wait, she was too sad. She desperately threw the diamond ring into the sea and walked away in the country. However, the boy actually had been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the dating place, so she would always be forever forever. It has become a pity. Boys are sad ... After a few years, the boys went out to fish, guess what he caught?
year cake !!!
5. "This time The mountain has elves to guard, and you can get a powerful magical energy as long as you can reach the top of the mountain! "
" What energy? "
n" Gravity potential energy. "